Stupidest Things Ever SaidKathryn Petras Ross PetrasLabel: Workman AdultDescription: Not just stupidity but obsessive stupidity! Not just random stupidity but organized stupidity! Here from the celebrated collectors of the stupidest things ever said it’s the cre`me de la cre`me of stupidities made even funnier and more compelling in an irresistible top 10 list format. Try one:The Top 10 Stupidest Actual Book Titles:1. A Toddler’s Guide to the Rubber Industry2. Constipation and our Civilization3. Greek Rural Postmen and Their Cancellation Numbers 4. The Secret of Sphincters5. A Pictorial Book of Tongue Coating6. Life and Laughter ’midst the Cannibals7. Be Bold With Bananas8. Hand-Grenade Throwing as a College Sport9. Collect Fungi on Stamps10. A Study of Hospital Waiting Lists in Cardiff 1953–1954Plus lost-in-translation moments. Doubles entendres. Political speeches foreign menus traffic signs. Celebrities on literature on homelessness on revealing too much about themselves. Mangled cliche´s and bizarre analogies the wit of the witless and comedy of the clueless—never before have so many said something so dumb now in one book.
