Probably not something to ask when you're helplessly lost in the middle of Bradford but for the purpose of insulting some hill-billy asking Are You Local would be just fine and if you get this reference t-shirt you're awesome.
Are you a Doctor 'cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction mug.
Calm You Shall Keep And Carry On You Must mug.
If You Snooze You Lose! mug.
If You Know You Know mug.
Are You Watching?
Scooby-Doo Where Are You Button Up Shirt
